WW1

The first of the many world wars of the MC Gang canon began when the Commonwealth invaded Prussia because Bismarck had called the Commonwealth homosexual. The war consisted of 5 factions. Naturally the first thing that happened after the invasion of Prussia by the Commonwealth was that Russia saw the Poles and Lithuanians mobilizing and descended into complete anarchy, and although Russia never fought in the war 70 Quadrillion of the 80 Quadrillion war related deaths happened in Russia. After war was declared in Europe the jewish nation of Britain decided to attempt to invade France and Germany at the same time so they could have additional worthless islands. The British however were stopped because the Welsh rebellion of 148869420 BBC occurred three years earlier, completely crippling their chug jug production lines, as this was the main form of medicine used by the British army and one key ingredient was Welsh "person" saliva. The French invaded the British island of New Jersey in the English Channel but their entire army committed suicide upon realizing they were in New Jersey. The next major event in the war was the massacre of everyone in Turkey because all the other factions realized Turkey existed and therefore had to be wiped out of existence. After Turkey was a burning wasteland (not to say it wasn't previously) the Grand Duchess of Luxembourg, Anne Frank LXIX, decided that Germany and France were homosexual and after calling up her allies she invaded and after inciting the Great Emu Uprising in Australia-Hungary she invaded them. Her armies were entirely victorious and suffered 0 casualties in total. After that she remembered that, sadly, Britain was a country. She then defeated their entire fleet in a series of battles in the English Channel and then invaded. The entire country fell within four minutes of the first beach head being secured. Anne decided the Balkan peninsula needed a serious rework in the next patch and wrote the 26,932 page Balkan Diplomacy for a Peaceful Europe decree, laying out a series of agreements and treaties to create a ethnically homogenous group of states within the region and ensure their cooperation with each other. After two weeks however even the pure genius of Anne was overcome and the Balkans descended into genocidal wars of extermination between barely functional states on the brink of anarchy, as is the natural order, and all was peaceful in Europe once again.
 * The Axis: Germany, Australia-Hungary, Tesco, The Mamluks, and Bulge Area
 * The Continental System: The First French Empire, The Commonwealth, The United States of America, and The Kindom of Aragon
 * The Allies: The British Empire, The Japanese Empire, The Kingdom of The 12 Sicilies, Nepal, and Saudi Arabia
 * The Cockroach Confederacy: Turkey, Albania, Bosnia, and Azerbaijan
 * The Absolute Nae Nae Whip Dab Fortnite Winner Alliance: Luxembourg, Bhutan, Finland, and East Timor