Civil War Reenactor Man

Military Service
Despite the name Civil War Reenactor Man is not actually a reenactor but a real confederate soldier. He was constantly mocked for being from West Virginia but not having the right accent. This led to him catching depression, the worst form of cancer known to man.

Employment Post-War
After the war his mom kicked him out of her basement he was forced to walk the streets. He became a hit-man and will kill anybody for the right price. That price being 30 cents.

Arrest And Incarceration
After an attempt to cut down MATT7 R0CK5 internet with the help of Matty's father resulted in him injuring 6 FBI agents and 5 CIA agents as well as the death of Matty's dad he was arrested by Ben Dover, a CIA agent. He was arrested along with Richard Crankshaw and sent along with him to Guantanamo for 21 years. He has escaped.