The Gay

Symptoms
The Gay is manifested in humanoids by a display of homosexual behavior, however it is not homosexuality, as homosexuality is a genetic defect while The Gay is an infectious disease. Infected individuals are often dangerous and may attempt in engaging in sexual intercourse with nearby individuals.

Cure
Getting your urethra swabbed by a shaman, enlisting in any Rhodesian Armed Forces organization, suicide, drinking a chug jug, consumption of SCP-500, drinking 2 liters of Astolfo's semen, beating Technoblade in a game of Bed Wars, and eating a Notch Apple twice weekly for 3 weeks.

Spread
The spread of The Gay can occur in several distinct ways. The most common of these ways is engaging in homosexual behavior without nullifying the homosexual nature of said act. Two similar methods of spread are touching tips and touching balls together. Another distinct method of spread is contact with South Africans or objects from South Africa. This method is increasingly uncommon however because 99% of the population of South Africa is starving to death or dying of thirst. The method of preventing the spread of this disease is most effective for the first infection type, however it has been proven to stop some cases by the Kazakhstan Science Foundation. This method is the speaking of the phrase no homo, particularly before engaging in special bonding rituals with the boys like goodnight blowjobs, although these actions are clearly not gay the disease appears to have mental retardation and needs a reminder that it's not gay, hence the phrase. An additional method of infection is water based transmission via chemicals, which is the only method observed to affect non-humans by the KSF, the prevention of this method is as simple as treating drinking water with products provided by Alex Jones. The reason for the increasing frequency of this transmission method is because Obama and the CIA are putting chemicals in the water that turn frogs gay. Although not observed to affect humans the KSF still recommends caution with drinking water, and has observed the infection of fish populations, and the emergence of fruit bearing lily pads in effected water bodies.