Napoleon Bonaparte

Early Life
Napoleon was born on some fake and gay island named Corsica. It was here he did something or nothing I don't remember

Emperor
Napoleon became the emperor of France in like 2004 or something. He then became a professional Risk player winning 5 tournaments. After that he retired from playing risk as well as his job as emperor to become a 1337 haxor and member of the MC Gang.

General
Napoleon would later take part in the Dutch Martian Space War of 2069. The war would end with a martian victory which would result in his arrest.

Freed from Imprisonment
Napoleon would be freed by the other MC Gang members on the Journey to Iowa. This would result in the destruction of Zimbabwe, the place where he was held.