9/11

On "a day that will live in infamy" as Andrew Jackson said following the attack, while the 1911 World's Fair was going on in Tilted Towers, a town in Colorado right next to Columbine, a team of Saudi Arabian terrorists were sent by George Bush to demolish the 69 towers in the town using planes. The method for launching these planes was that George Bush had the Isreali government build him a giant mecha suit and golf club and then hit the planes off a golf tee and sent them flying into the towers well the Saudi terrorists kept them on course.